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Not here to talk about your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend.
Set the tone the second someone opens your car door with this brutally honest car mat. Featuring the unapologetic message:
“I’m not your Uber therapist. Get in, shut the door, and pretend we aren’t friends,”
This mat lets your passengers know—this is a no-talk, no-trauma zone.
Crafted for drivers who prefer peace over pep talks, this durable, easy-to-clean mat is the perfect combo of sarcasm and sass. Whether you're dodging small talk, bad vibes, or carpool chaos, this is your daily reminder:
You drive. They zip it.
Design: One Side Design
Size: 17"(W) x 27"(H)
Printing Method: Dye Sublimation
Material: 20oz Top Tufted Loop with Black Edges and Durgan Backed
Care: Spot Clean
Car Mat - Front (pair) 17" x 27"
$45.50
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Set the tone the second someone opens your car door with this brutally honest car mat. Featuring the unapologetic message:
“I’m not your Uber therapist. Get in, shut the door, and pretend we aren’t friends,”
This mat lets your passengers know—this is a no-talk, no-trauma zone.
Crafted for drivers who prefer peace over pep talks, this durable, easy-to-clean mat is the perfect combo of sarcasm and sass. Whether you're dodging small talk, bad vibes, or carpool chaos, this is your daily reminder:
You drive. They zip it.
Design: One Side Design
Size: 17"(W) x 27"(H)
Printing Method: Dye Sublimation
Material: 20oz Top Tufted Loop with Black Edges and Durgan Backed
Care: Spot Clean